My Shirt Collection. Compliments of Donna Darkwolf

I hate shopping.
I detest the whole disgusting experience.
I tend to want to get it over with as quickly as possible.
The way to do this is: "FAST!"
So I have generaly bought white shirts. Different styles, cuts, fabrics. But WHITE!
"White goes with everything!"
As well as many colored shirts - but no stripes or patterns.

My Donna Darkwolf made it her Mission to change my taste in shirts.
One day she went out and bought me fifteen shirts from three or four different Men's shops.
That is quite some Mission.

I came home from work - and there were all these shirts, hung up on hangers. ALL OVER THE LOUNGE.
Hanging from the curtain rails, the TV, candelabra, over the backs of sofa and wing-back arm chairs.
And even from the chandelier...

I now have SEVENTY TWO shirts! A quarter of them, bought by Donna Darkwolf.